Musta been the Diebolds

Everyone remember the 2004 election? Ohio was stolen for Bush. New Mexico was stolen for Bush. Of course Flordia was stolen for Bush as well. And it was all those evil Diebold machines that had been cracked to give elections for Bush. The poor Democrats were just hopelessly out cheated by the meanie Republicans.

Well I guess they learned how to cheat themselves in the past few years. Or at least Old Hillary did:

February 16, 2008 -- Barack Obama's primary-night results were strikingly underrecorded in several districts around the city - in some cases leaving him with zero votes when, in fact, he had pulled in hundreds, the Board of Elections said yesterday.

Unofficial primary results gave Obama no votes in nearly 80 districts, including Harlem's 94th and other historically black areas - but many of those initial tallies proved to be wildly off the mark, the board said.

In some districts getting a recount, the senator from Illinois is even closer to defeating Hillary Clinton.

That sounds about right. Obama gets 0 votes in Harlem precints. After all Hillary is the wife of the nation's first black president. It makes sense that she would get 100% of the vote in Harlem when running against a black guy. Where's the problem?

Hey wait a minute here. Hillary Clinton is from NY. You don't think that means anything do you? And wait, some more. Bill Clinton has an office in Harlem. Could that be even more significant?

But that is not possible. As we have been told over and over by the MSM and the Dem Party, there is a vast right wing conspiracy at work. This VRWC has spent the last 15 years messing with the poor defenseless Clintons. This must be the work of Diebold yet again, only this time cheatin Hillary out of an election. Yeah, yeah, that must be the case. It is simply impossible for a clean cut Democrat to steal elections.

Can you imagibe the uproar had this happened in a general election? There would be riots in the streets right now. Harry and Nancy would be calling for investigations. Jesse and Al would be in DEFCON1 status. Yet Hillary and Bill practically steal this election from Obama and it's ho-hum, page A22 news. Nothing to see here folks, keep moving along.

Yeah but there is no bias in the MSM. It's all a figment of Fox News' imagination.