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We interrupt this regularly scheduled broadcast for a special announcement

Ben Bernanke says a recession is coming. I repeat Ben Bernanke says a recession is coming.

In other news, scientists have discovered that grass is green, the sky is blue and puppies are cute.

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Update:

Got this youtube video sent to me by a loyal reader...Benny B at his best.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9pGiIn0dOI