Monday, April 7, 2008

WTF is in the water down there?

In 2000 they can't figure out how to use a ballot.

Now this from Florida

and this

and this.


The fucked up little precious darlings in the Florida beating were named Mercades Nichols, Brittini Hardcastle, April Cooper, Cara Murphy, 17-year-old Britney Mayes and 15-year-old Kayla Hassell.

Mercedes? Brittini? Britney? I have nothing to back this up but I am convinced you can trace the decline of our civilization directly back to the fad of naming girls Britney or Mercedes or Dakota or any of these types of names.


My theory is starting to look more and more viable. News now comes out that a similar fight took place in Connecticut where some high school girls beat up a high school girl. And what was the name of one of the fighters you may ask?

Police identified one of the attackers as Brittany Nazario, 18, of 83 Virginia Drive"

Your honor, I rest my case.


Anonymous said...


where have you been, ed????

You ever been to FL?

You ever read The Smoking Gun?

Ed said...

heh heh

Yea I know, it was more of a rhetorical question I guess. I did spend a couple of years on and off working in Florida.

No income tax though and 70 degrees in January, so....

Al said...

I've had the pleasure of meeting 3 or 4 Britneys (with various alternate spellings) in my lifetime, and all of them were just flat-out morons.

Maybe you're on to something here ...

Sort of like "Candy" (or "Candi," which is even worse).

Anonymous said...

the worst to watch out for is Lacey. Southern girls named Lacey are always bona fide psychotic. They may seem nice, or rich, or sophisticated. Take my advice.


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