Obama is the messiah

This just in:

Twice on Wednesday and again Thursday morning, Obama traveled to a lakefront apartment building near his Chicago home to work out with a friend at his gym. On Wednesday night, Obama also spent an hour at the East Bank Club, a mammoth exercise facility just north of the city's famous business Loop where he is known to play basketball.

A distinct lack of visible sweat on the Illinois senator triggered questions about whether he was actually exercising or using the gym visits as cover for conducting vice presidential vetting or interviews.

That view held credence among some of the photographers who regularly accompany Obama. They said that even when he shot hoops earlier this year with members of the University of North Carolina varsity men's basketball team, they didn't see Obama sweat.

Wow. Not only will he single handed save the world, but the guy doesn't even sweat when playing basketball. I mean holy cow, this guy's one small step from turning water into wine.

But wait, as they say, there's more. One of the overlooked paragraphs in this "Golly Gee look how awesome Barry is" piece said this:

On the former occasions, reporters accompanying Obama saw him get in and out of an SUV wearing a baseball hat, white T-shirt and black sweat pants.

WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! He got out of a what now? An SUV. Is this the same guy who said this:

"We can't drive our SUVs and eat as much as we want and keep our homes on 72 degrees at all times ... and then just expect that other countries are going to say OK,"

Yet another example of a liberal Democrat doing one thing and saying another. Just like Al Gore flies in private jets but lectures me about the environment. Just like Mr "Two Americas" John Edwards lives in a 20,000 sq ft house and gets $1200 haircuts lectures me about not caring for the poor.

But they have a "D" next to their names so the MSM says nothing.