Thursday, October 16, 2008

Bye Bye Fox News

If I were a staffer at Fox News, or the Rush Limbaugh show or National Review, I'd start sending our resumes. Outlets like these won't last much longer after Obama gets into office. Don't believe me? Why don't we let Obama himself explain.

From the NY TIMES:

“I am convinced that if there were no Fox News, I might be two or three points higher in the polls,” Obama told me. “If I were watching Fox News, I wouldn’t vote or me, right? Because the way I’m portrayed 24/7 is as a freak! I am the latte-sipping, New York Times-reading, Volvo-driving, no-gun-owning, effete, politically correct, arrogant liberal. Who wants somebody like that?
Translation: Next time I'll make sure there is no Fox News talking about those pesky issues like ACORN or Bill Ayres. Just because I voted to ban handguns in Illinois or that I supported the DC gun ban doesn't mean I'm anti-gun you know. It's just these Fox News lies that have to be silenced.

Just remember everyone, we have always been at war with Eurasia.

Sean seems to be on the same wavelength.

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