Monday, November 17, 2008

Coming soon to a dealer new you

The bailout of GM looks to be temporarily stalled. No worries though. Once the Dems are done stealing the senate elections in MN, GA and Alaska, they will get back to it in January. And the MESSIAH has said he will "do whatever it takes" to save the auto industry - and the millions of $73 an hour lug nut tighteners, aka UAW workers and Democrat voters.

So my advice to Obama is go all the way. Take over GM. And do what all great leaders do, remake the company in your image. You can have the Chevy Obama, an envri-friendly 45 HP gas, tires fully inflated of course, that gets 49 MPG with a 0-60 time of 18.3 seconds.

It will go well with the portrait of yourself we will all have in our homes and the statues of yourself in every town square. And every year on Obama Day, we can all get into our Obamas and honk our horns in honor of the greatest man that ever lived.

RIP AMERICA
1776-2009

1 comment:

tim zank said...

Nice!!! I couldn't have said it better myself!

Just popped over from hot-air. Good post.