We get the report from the boys down at the Statistics Office saying September retail sales were UP UP UP. "The government data did show weakness at department stores and specialty clothing shops, where unusually warm weather dampened demand for fall clothing."
So I guess I was wrong and the fed really did need to cut rates in order to stimulate the economy. Way to go Bernake!!
Except hold on a second. The fed funds rate was cut on Sept 18th. That means rates on credit cards, loans, etc were cut on the 19th, 20th,21st, around there. You will recall that prior to the 18th the powers that be (Larry Kudlow, Jim Cramer, etc) were saying Armageddon would arrive without a rate cut. So what I am supposed to now believe is that 2/3 of Sept was pure hell, then magically after the rate cut the final 1/3 of the month saw retail sales surge because interest rates on credit cards went from 23% to 22.5%?
Do the so-called-experts in the media really think we are that stupid?
And putting aside all that. The report says sales increased between August and Sept. Well hmm what happens in Sept every year? I dunno, the leaves start changing colors. Baseball pennat races heat up. NFL season starts. What else, what else? Oh year school starts in about 2/3 of the country. You don't think that had anything to do with increased retail sales do you? This is a familiar trick used...compare month to month instead of year to year. It's like saying sales of salt doubled between November and December. Well no shit. Sales double every year between November and December (For those of you reading this in Florida or SoCal, don't worry if you are confused). And every year sales increase between August and Sept. It means nothing. It is like reporting the sun rose in the east today and set in the west last night.
Another idiotic statement from the article and often used by the media to spin economic bad news:
Raise your hand if you buy your clothes based on the weather? Hey honey wanna go shopping for clothes? No way. It's 3.8 degrees warmer than average, I'm not going shopping today, I'll wait for the weather to return to it's 30 year mean before stepping foot in a mall. Next month sales of clothes will be down because in October it was too cold or too wet or too dry or the barometric pressure was too high. This trick is also used to explain away housing starts. I know I decide whether to buy a house or rent based on the weather don't you? My rule is if the temp is below 68, I don't buy homes. And if the temp is below 74 I don't buy clothes.
And how about this gem:
"Sales at gasoline stations also rose strongly in September, up 2 percent following a 2.6 percent drop in August. However, this increase primarily reflected the fact that pump prices were rising last month after having declined the previous month." Really? Oil spiked to $80 due almost exclusively to the dollar's decline and sales at gas stations went up? So how much of the total rise in retail sales can be explained by the increase in gas prices? Of course we never find out
And finally my favorite part:
"In other news, the Labor Department reported that wholesale prices jumped by 1.1 percent in September, pushed higher by gains in food and energy costs. Excluding those volatile categories, wholesale prices were up by a moderate 0.1 percent. The big increase was driven by a 4.1 percent surge in energy prices in September, including an 8.4 percent jump in gasoline costs, the biggest rise for gasoline prices since March. Food costs surged by 1.5 percent." Same old, same old. Aside from inflation in the price of food, gas and heating oil, everything is A-OK. I know I never eat,drive or heat/cool my home. So excluding those volatile categories, I should be just fine. Food rising at 1.5% a month....think of that for a second. That works out to 29% a year. But no biggie, it's just "other news" as in "In other news tonight, a dog gave birth to 15 puppies and here is Misty Rivers from Channel 7 news on the scene to cover the story". You know, the story on A24 or at 11:27pm.
Carry on everyone, economy is booming, everything is fine. It's Friday, which means payday for many of you. Make sure you are good Americans and go out and spend every last dime of it. Go buy a new car, a new TV, and a new boat. I know your VISA has a little left on it and hey I hear Best Buy is offering $0 down for 6 months. Better buy that new 80" Plasma before your neighbor does. You don't want to be the loser on your block do you?
"The government data did show weakness at department stores and specialty clothing shops, where unusually warm weather dampened demand for fall clothing."