Will the real Republican please stand up?

I find it funny that Romney and McCain are attacking each other for not being Republican enough. Earth to both of you: NEITHER OF YOU ARE REAL REPUBLICANS.

Romney is a flip flopper that would make John Kerry blush. One day he's for abortion, one day he's against it. One day he's voting for Paul Tsongas, the next he's the mack daddy conservative Republican. One day he says he doesn't want to go back to Reagan-Bush, the next, well he does.
I am pro-choice so I'm not too crazy about Romney for him switching views like that. But I am even more against him for behaving so very Clintonesque by switching his views on a dime

McCain has been the biggest thorn in Republican sides for the past 8 years. He was opposed to tax cuts. He is the McCain in McCain-Feingold. He is Mr. Amnesty For Illegals. He has consistently voted against the 2nd Amendment. He was seriously being considered for Kerry's VP for crying out loud. And yet he has the gall to accuse others of not being real Republicans? Senator you have got to be f*****g kidding me. What have you done to advance a single conservative cause?

You want to be areal Republican? Here are a few tips:

1. Don't vote for liberal Democrats.
2. Don't vote against tax cuts.
3. Don't dis Ronald Reagan.
4. Don't co-sponsor legislation that limits free speech, especially when that speech is
by conservative groups
5. Don't spend the better part of your career in the Senate kissing the ass of the MSM.
6. Don't consistently vote to ban guns.



Disclosure: I gave money to McCain in 2000. I was young, I was foolish and was swept up by him. Hey, we all make stupid mistakes.