Completely unrelated news...

or so Larry Kudlow will have you believe.

1. The Fed cuts rates yesterday.

2. Dollar plummets to an all time low.

3. Oil soars to $96 today, once again a record high.

Nothing to see here folks. Go on about your day. Be glad your credit card interest rate just got lowered from 23.75% to 23.50%. I think a $5000 shopping spree is in order this weekend. You deserve it simply for being you.

When will this lunacy end?